(This is a politically neutral post, not meant to be an endorsement of anyone in particular, I just think they're funny. The comments are my own made-up "quotes")
"Oh we're best friends now."
"Well if Dad can hang out with Bill I can hang out with Bono."
"There is a suspicious looking character over here."
"Alright, so the Secret Service position isn't available. I guess I can try to be president! Next best thing you know."
"Maybe I could be a comedian if I lose! Do you think this is funny?"
"Or if I lose, why not fulfill my lifelong dream of being a hero, but not just an ordinary hero, no, a SUPERHERO, evil doers beware, you are no match for the awesome powers of OBAMA-BOY and his super-suction ears."
"They want a recount on the Global Warming findings. It's just one of those inconvenient things I have to put up with while the Earth gets warmer and warmer and warmer..."